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It’s not very clear so try this!<\/p>\n
We’ve all heard the sayings:<\/strong><\/p>\n 1. Knowledge is Power<\/em>. From your Physics you know that: Since: Substituting, it follows that: Rearrange and solving for Money, we get: Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.<\/p>\n Conclusion: What a sad world we live in!<\/p>\n Can you argue against your parents?<\/p>\n A little philosophical but this one is fun too.<\/p>\n Rene Descartes sits down for lunch at a Parisian restaurant. The waitress asks for his order. He orders a hamburger.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0The waitress inquires, “Would you like fries with that? ” Descartes says, “I think not,” …and instantly disappears.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?<\/p>\n A: Because it’s in the ground state.<\/p>\n Q: What is the simplest way to observe the optical Doppler effect?<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0A: Go out at and look at cars. The lights of the ones approaching you are white, while the lights of the ones moving away from you are red.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks if he can carry his bags, “No thank you,\u201d says the photon ” I don’t have any, I’m travelling light”<\/p>\n
\n2. Time is Money<\/em>.<\/p>\n
\nPower = Work \/ Time<\/em><\/p>\n
\nKnowledge = Power<\/em>
\nTime = Money<\/em><\/p>\n
\nKnowledge = Work\/Money<\/em>.<\/p>\n
\nMoney = Work \/ Knowledge<\/em>.<\/p>\n
\nThe less you know, the more money you make<\/strong>.<\/p>\n![\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/stripgenerator\/strip\/41\/76\/07\/00\/00\/full.png\"](\"https:\/\/mrsphysics.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/N3law-300x233.png\")
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