Some of the Physics Courses you might study are the ENERGY and SOUND topic and the BEYOND the VISIBLE topic, HEAT, ROAD SAFETY, ELECTRICITY. This is the only time you are allowed to use the word “Electricity,” as a title for your unit. We will learn why during the course of your learning.

Here is a joke about sound.

Two sound waves were travelling to their destination when they suddenly crash into each other.

The first wave says “Hey, are you okay?

“The second wave says “Oh I’m fine, it just Hertz!”

Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!

“I had to create a report on how wind energy is produced. It was a breeze.”

How is the fish and chip shop owner good at saving energy? She makes things battery.

Scientists have determined that the most irritating sound to the human ear is the sound of a knife cutting a glass bottle. And the second-worst sound is a fork scratching a glass bottle. Evidently they did all their research at the Picnic for Morons.
– Peter Sagal

By the end of the course I hope you’ll understand all these jokes, as well as having a really good idea of the Physics behind “electricity”.

Two atoms were walking down the street towards Home Bargains when one of them said, “I think I lost an electron!” “Really!” the other replied, “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m absolutely positive.”

A neutron walked into a bar and asked, “How much for a J2O?” The bartender smiled and replied, “For you, no charge.”

“A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.”

This electrician arrives home at 3 am. His wife asks him, “Wire you, insulate?” He replies, “Watt’s it to you? I’m Ohm, aren’t I?”

“A photon checks into a hotel when the bellhop asks, ‘Would you like help with your luggage?’ The photon replies, “I don’t have any. I always travel light.”

“You must have a charge because I am finding myself feeling very attracted to you.”

“Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time… I was shocked.”

“My tight-fisted neighbor doesn’t want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house, so he’s going to try and do it himself. ‘How hard can it be?’ he said. I think he’s in for a shock.”

“Why can’t you trust an atom? They make up everything.”

Question: What is the name of the first electrical detective?
Answer: Sherlock Ohms

“I really have to force myself to get through this book on friction.”

“Sir Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree one fine day, trying to figure out how gravity works. And then it hit him.”

I hope you’ll enjoy your course and love it as much as Mrs Physics.